Tuesday’s joy: jumping in the lake (see prior posts to read about “jumping in the lake” and where it ranks on my scale of awesome). All throughout the day Lindsday and I discussed cold things that would be incredibly satisfying: ice caps, a jump in the lake, a jump in the ocean, standing in the Artic…. So I took the opportunity to ditch the bus and jump in Brad’s truck with Tim and a couple other guys, as we all crossed our fingers and hoped he stopped at the lake. And sweet glory, he did. I like that one minute we can be falling asleep on the bumpiest gravel road, exhausted and unable to move, and then someone says “swim” and we all hustle out of the truck to strip down to our sweat- and dirt-stained boxers or bra, run down to the lake, dive in, and come up smiling, feeling like a million bucks. It truly is one of my favourite things. Sweaty boxers and all.
Saturday, July 14, 2012
Summer 2012--Last Tree, Manitouwadge
Tuesday’s joy: jumping in the lake (see prior posts to read about “jumping in the lake” and where it ranks on my scale of awesome). All throughout the day Lindsday and I discussed cold things that would be incredibly satisfying: ice caps, a jump in the lake, a jump in the ocean, standing in the Artic…. So I took the opportunity to ditch the bus and jump in Brad’s truck with Tim and a couple other guys, as we all crossed our fingers and hoped he stopped at the lake. And sweet glory, he did. I like that one minute we can be falling asleep on the bumpiest gravel road, exhausted and unable to move, and then someone says “swim” and we all hustle out of the truck to strip down to our sweat- and dirt-stained boxers or bra, run down to the lake, dive in, and come up smiling, feeling like a million bucks. It truly is one of my favourite things. Sweaty boxers and all.
Sunday, July 1, 2012
Summer 2012--First stop, Thunder Bay
I arrived at the airport on Monday, and got picked up by Justin, guy in charge of the plants. When I arrived, I wasn’t exactly sure how I was getting 6 hours into the bush, but as it turned out, Justin was driving out that day, so he offered to take me. It seems the less I plan, the more easily these things work out. It was a long drive, and Justin’s easily bored. One game was “turn on the heat and see how long until Danielle turns it off”. Just to ruin his fun, I refused to turn it off. Which turned into a stubborn standoff, to see who could handle the truck blasting heat with the windows closed for longer. About an hour and a half later he pulled up beside a lake, and, as it turns out, I am the more stubborn.. He got out first and lost. And then I had the best swim. A few more shenanigans, a few more swims / bridge jumps, and a few wrong turns later, we pulled up at camp. Cue nervous pit in my stomach.
At camp I’m staying in classy conditions this year—Muller is letting me bunk with her in her trailer, which comes complete with electricity and sometimes running water. We watch Community together before bed. Life is good at night. During the day…well…planting is planting. Lies. Planting sucks. I’ve only been here for a week, but I’m seriously wimping out this year. I’m ready to leave already. The first two days were really hot, and I spent a lot of my time swatting away deer flies, puking between bagups, and wondering why the heck I had decided this was a good idea. Thursday morning I woke up with my eye swollen shut from bites, and since it was also getting hard to breathe and swallow, I decided to stay back at camp for the day. Allison drove me into Manitouwadge to the hospital, just to be sure, and they gave me a couple shots of Benedryl, which knocked me out for the afternoon. That was nice. By evening I still looked like an ogre, which earned me the nickname “Fiona” from Brandon, but since then it’s gotten a lot better.
Friday, July 8, 2011
Finished Planting, Started Cooking
Tuesday was another good day at the same block. The three rookie girls and I had to walk in to the back of the block, and since it had stormed the night before, it was a muddy walk! My boots are a lot harder to walk in when there’s 10 lbs of mud on each foot! So we took our time getting in our land after that….which I didn’t mind! The little things made me happy on Tuesday. I think I thanked God for each cloud that covered the sun, lol. I was also pretty stoked that Erica had an ipod I could borrow all day to drown out the sound of the bugs. And when the tree checker left wild flowers at my cache, I planted with a smile for the next half hour. (On the bus he said, “Yeah, chicks totally dig flowers”—he’s got me pegged). The end of the day was the best though—instead of having to walk back out to the bus, Jon picked up the 4 of us girls on the quad, with two hanging off the back, and two of us on the front. Then the bus stopped at the river beside the road so that we could jump in and cool off. Seriously—very few things make me happier than jumping in cold water after sweating buckets!
Wednesday I stayed at camp to do groceries, some baking, and to start cleaning the cook shack. It feels great to be back in the kitchen, and since I haven’t done a ton of cooking this past year (thanks to my wonderful husband who does it for me!) it’s been a real treat to cook for the planters. Since I start at 4 am, and the planters are working longs days, I have quite a bit of time during the day, so it’s a leisurely pace. I’ve gotten good reviews so far, and I’m excited for the stuff I’m making in the next few days too. I’ve had a couple requests, so I’m gonna attempt to re-create my “6k Surprise” dessert invention ...although I may have to rename it 4k Surprise this time. It’s also been chill because there’s a lot less planters, since it’s mid-July and people need to get home. Sometimes it looks like this contract will never end as the crew keeps getting smaller and smaller. I’ve decided not to book a ticket home until I know for sure that there are only one day’s trees left. Hopefully that’ll be Monday, and Tuesday I’ll fly home. We’ll see I guess!
Well, I should go check on the lasagna—here’s hoping it’s a hit!
Sunday, July 3, 2011
PB Saturday
The weather was great. It was a hot day, but there was a bit of a breeze, so the bugs weren't unbearable. And I had my ipod cranked so I couldn't hear them anyways. That's the worst--just hearing them buzzing all over you. At one point our supervisor, Jon, came walking through my piece, wielding a shovel and an axe. We chatted a bit about the land and then he casually added, "Oh, yeah, and there's a bear." Great! He went on and explained, "I saw something moving in a tree so I looked up a thought, 'Oh look a koala!' and then I realized, 'Bleep! There's no koala's here!' and when I turned around there was a huge mother bear standing on her hind legs 20 feet away!" Even better--a mother bear! So I asked what to do and Jon says, "Well, mother's get kinda aggressive if you get aggressive so...just pull your headphones out and listen for screaming." Aw man! I don't wanna get eaten by a bear today! So I did take my headphones out, and I listened to the symphony of black flies, deer flies, horse flies, and noseeums for the rest of the day. My routine changed a bit too--plant a tree, look around, plant a tree, look around... But, no bears in sight!
We planted a long day, and I planted hard, so I ended up hitting 3k! Last year my PB was 2400, so I was pretty psyched to beat that by a bag-up and a half. I found out later that Jon promised ice cream to anyone who hit 3k, so we stopped in Kek on the way home. That was the best way to end the day for sure!
Sunday was nothing special, but it was relaxing. As a nomad I've had to rely on the good graces of others to get around, and the planters didn't fail. I got a ride into Thunder Bay with Dave, had a place to sleep at Leif's, got picked up to do laundry by Ian, and then spent a few hours climbing Mt. McKay with some of the guys. That was a tough climb, but the view was worth it!
I spent a little while today planning what to cook for the end of the contract. Before I left Jordan bet me $10 that I'd be asked to finish the contract cooking, and sure enough, since it's going so long, the cook has made other plans, and Green Mantle needs a cook. So I'm filling in for the last 3 or 4 days, and I'm pretty excited to whip out some of those great recipes from last year! More fun to come yet this week!
Anyways, time for bed. Peace, friends!

Mt. McKay

My fingers after Day 4. And that's after a shower! I guess you don't need a band-aid when you have a dirt scab!
Friday, July 1, 2011
Adventuring Again

Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Week 5


Week 4
Four weeks down, four to go. “Whoa, we’re halfway there, whoa, living on a prayer!”
I wrote this blog last weekend, and didn’t find any time to post it during the week. Although my routine is about to change, since we’ll be isolated in Black Bay for the next three weeks, I’m going to post it anyways, because I found out that Fanny Geleynse likes to read my blog because I explain tree planting better than her boys do. So Mrs. G., this is what my experience has been like, and it’s likely a taste of what your boys have been up to for the past however-many summers. Enjoy!
My alarm goes off at 6:22, and after hitting snooze exactly 3 times, I roll over, mumble “Do I have to?” to Jordan, then put on the exact same clothes as the day before: bright blue pants that are much too big, but too comfy not to wear, a bright red soccer t-shirt, a touque, and three pairs of socks (yes, still in 30 degree weather)—all of which smell like a week’s worth of sweat and swamp water. Delicious.
I brush my teeth in the bushes, and don’t rinse with water because I was too lazy to refill my water bottle…again…so I end up swallowing a mouth full of fluoride. Also delicious.
I put on my boots, fill my water jugs, go pee, make a lunch, and eat breakfast. Always in that order. It’s clear that routine has come to preceed common sense, because every day I make a coffee, and every day I dump it out. This is for two reasons: 1) camp coffee is gross, 2) hot water goes right through me. I’ve only finished my coffee once, and that was the day we got lost on the way to the block and had a 2 ½ hour bus ride. Big mistake—the process of relieving oneself in the block is both time consuming and frustrating when female. Find a hidden spot, take your bags off, make sure a tree-checker hasn’t wandered into your piece, get your toilet paper out, try not to get scratched by slash…I’d rather hold it til 6:00pm. But I digress…
At 7:05 I get on the bus, because I can count on Brandon being 10 minutes late, and as we leave the camp I begin the process of finding my ipod, exchanging my touque for a head scarf (classier than a bandana), putting on 50 SPF sunscreen, and then duct-taping my fingers. Again, always in that order. Brad describes my duct-taping as “meticulous”. I think I like that.
Then I plant trees.
At 5:00 I get back on the bus, eat a snack, and that’s where there’s a bit of surprise in my day—will it be cookies? Or will I choose the orange? Who knows!? Not me…not until snack time. I ride the bus for an hour, sometimes listening to music, sometimes to “A Grief Observed” by C.S. Lewis, and sometimes to Jordan singing Kesha. Again, it’s a chance to mix up the routine a bit, and really depends on my mood. This week I wasn’t in a very good mood, so Kesha was usually out.
We arrive at camp around 6:00, sometimes 7:00, and that’s the best part of the day: dinner. Kristen always greets me with a smile and asks how my day was, and after dinner and dessert, which are always delicious, I go back to the cook shack to sit on the counter and chat with Kristen some more. Even if I had a crappy day I can count on smiling during those few minutes, which sometimes turn into an hour because it’s hard to leave Kristen’s company.
I head to the tent around 9:00 or 10:00, get on my PJs, tie a scarf around my head because it’s bright as noon outside, and fall into bed, exhausted. Then I close my eyes and I hope I don’t dream about planting trees.
At 6:22 it begins all over again.
It sounds monotonous, but I really don’t mind routine. It’s comfortable, and once I’ve convinced myself that all of this—brushing me teeth in the bushes, riding a bus to work, sleeping with a scarf on my face—that it’s all normal, then it’s not so hard to get out of bed in the morning. However, it’s not to say I don’t enjoy the things that stray from the usual. I think those things may have been what kept me from slumping into depression this week. I was feeling a bit under the weather and didn’t plant so well this week, so when I was feeling grumpy and frustrated, the unusual made my days a bit brighter.
Like a bus ride down to the beach on Tuesday night to cool off and wash up.
And a ride into Thunder Bay on Wednesday night, just to get the iced cap I’d been dreaming about all day in the block. Okay, I admit I bought one, and it was so good that I stopped 10 minutes later at the next Tim’s just to buy a second one. Only cost 20 trees…
And celebrating Man Day on Thursday with steak, beer chugging, and Highland games.
And…well Friday was just a bad day.
And celebrating Graduation Day on Saturday. Since we couldn’t be home for grad, Jordan, Kristen, Greg (Kristen’s boyfriend who flew down for the weekend) and I went out for dinner at the Keg on Saturday night. Ritzy! Also, during the day, since I forgot my ipod, I made up the Graduation Day song , which I sang at the top of my lungs across the block to Tim and Brett, who were also missing grad. I sang it to everyone who would listen, and though I can’t sing it to you, I will share the lyrics because…well, dang, I’m just the next best thing in the song-writing world. Please sing this song to whatever tune you choose, and imagine it being sung as it was meant—as loud as possible, and only occasionally on key:
Happy Graduation Day
You just received your BA
Or maybe it’s a BSc
Either way it’s a degree!
You are smart now all will know
‘Cause you’ll have a diploma to show
But not for another 4 weeks
‘Cause you’re a sucker planting trees!
To all my recently graduated friends—congratulations! I spent a lot of time on Saturday digging up fond memories from the past 5 years and Redeemer, and feeling pride that we made it through all the papers, exams, early morning classes, and late night cram sessions. And we made it because we had each other. So thanks for being there to share in the school stuff, and even better, all the other stuff that keeps us sane. University has been a blessing, and you are all a huge part of that. Cheers to the future, my friends!




